Thursday, August 09, 2007

carissa is a very pitiful alien. getting accused time and time again for the stupid things she DIDNT do. commander, im ready to go back to planet heehics.

  1. "excuse me, are you wearing blusher?" (prefect, go eat shit)
  2. "excuse me, please go and wash your wax away" (prefect, go away)
  3. "carissa, are you wearing eye liner?" (no)
  4. "prove it." she asks me to pull my lower eye lid (i did it)
  5. "the upper one please" ( i did it)
  6. "are you sure?" (teacher, cocked eye ah)

goodness gracious me. humans, are stooooopit. dad and i ran away from home today :D ahaha. we went to watch RUSH HOUR 3. cooooollll. everybody was kungfu fighting! tehnehnehnehnehnehneh!! i miss them. so long since we watched rush hour. bombing funny la. i was like some crazy pok over there laughing my ass off and kicking away as if it were my house. heehics. well, i cant kick around at home cuz general mother would be nagging away. SISSYPIG!!! thanks ah, keep MIA from home. i kena all the crap alone then you dont even bother la. i want to su shuo abit only you ask me shutup. ketupat. dad is the bomb. ahahahah:D we spent the whole day loitering around like pigs. went to SRC and the whole place was red. we were the only 2 in blue. ooops? anw anw, came home and watched tv going duhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~ managed to get back my lap top from general mother. oh yea, she confiscated it last night based on NO REASONS.

live the dream. woman singing.

dad: "oh my god! hair stand."

heehics! dad is the bomb. and he whatevers me and omgs me ok. -.- ahaha i still love you anyway. TATA HUMAN BEINGS.

we are SINGAPORE,we are SINGAPORE, we will stand together hear my mother roar! we are SINGAPORE, we are SINGAPORE, singapore, singaporeans.

this is my COUNTRY, this is my FLAG, this is my MOTHER, who always NAGS, this is my FAMILY, these are my FRIENDS, MOTHER talk talk talk, become deaf i will pretend.