MY FEET HURT LIKE STD!

Siao Ting Dong!!!!!!

i woke up today with a shock. sigh, the CHENG women cannot let me wake up gracefully one. today i open my eyes only i saw my mother in my face.

"girl ah, follow me go town christmas shopping."

of course i wake up la :D

but mother took so long to get ready that i was tired already. she woke me up so early please. like what? 1030? what time did i sleep?? &^%$#RW$Q@#!!

so we took a train down to orchard. omg tupid

MRT+ Public Holiday

= bad move, poor feet, cheekos, frustrated mother and daughter.

suepr super super crowded like everyone evacuating like that. then some stupid woman keep poking my mom and i so that she could walk. SIAO ZHA BOR?!

then in the station there was alot alot of people playing music. then this old ah pek was on the harmonica. i listen listen.... omg he was playing JUPITER'S HYMN!!!! hahahahahahahaha! cool bool!

then then then, mother and i went to lucky plaza cuz she wanted to eat her shark fin soup -.- SUPER SUEPR SUPER CROWDED!!! i felt as though i wasnt in Singapore. couldnt find a Singaporean. everyone was pushing and pulling and speaking in odd languages. there was a mix of viet,thai,phill,indo,india. push push push i pek cek leh!!!! then , the shark fin soup shop closed. THANKS. so my mother went to walk around. omg, she spent like 50 mins in the super super super boring shop. i wanted to cry. she ALMOST PAID 3 times. then she would go back to looking at some clothes. i buay ta han i went to the railing and joined all the other bored dads and bros. then called fi cuz i know she nothing to do one. HAHA!

then i saw my mom going to pay,. i so happy i hang up. haha! then she go back to seeing clothes, i called her again. FINALLY she left the shop

caroline msged me saying she was with her granny aunty and parents and wanted to escape. WOOO TONG BAN ZHE! then we planned so nicely how we would escape and go bowling. in the end neh work cuz...
KAREN no reply
TER cannot
JASMINE cannot
KAYLA not free
ALEX dunno go where
so only 2 people no kick, so didnt meet in the end.

mind you by then it was 3 and we were still in lucky plaza. kill me already.

ooo but we went to some ulu lil shop for lunch and the beef ramen was awesome. ramen reminded me of dude and now that she's overseas im so sad )):

anw, we walked to tangs and please no space to walk.

then we walked to taka. hate all the smokers on the streets man. im not that short right! they kept blowing smoke into my hair and then i saw this :

smallguy and gf was behind this smoking ah beng.
smallguy act tough infront of gf show black face, like bu shuang like that want to fight the beng.
beng turned around and stared at the smallguy.
smallguy grabbed gf and switch lanes.

hahah!!!!

ohohoh! we went to john little ( i keep saying long john -.- ) and then this old sales woman was the bomb man!!! ahhahaha she kept entertaining us until mother and i laugh like siao zha bors.


mother: my daughter say you super super cute.

she: she then cute la. look so guai (good girl. NOT WEIRD K!) then i see her come in already sian sian. so tired. your mommy make you shop since morning right?

me: YES!!!

she: so poor thing! you must bring her go mc donalds sit down drink water eat eat then got energy ma! see her carry so many things so poor thing! some more keep trying clothes, must be very sian already. you ah, must let her sit down!

mother: haha you know her so well hor.

she: i no daughter ma, only one big son, 38 already. so i see her, i want to keep her! so guai hor!

HOR!!! AHAHAHAHHA this conversation carried on for about half hour til we left the shop.

mother realised i was getting pissed. and me getting pissed made her pissed. so she said
AH YA GO EAT THEN GO HOME LA!
but after dinner we got so hyper and continued shopping :D it was 7 then

we walked to center point to get daddy's perfume and marks and spencers for dunno what. then there didnt have the givenchy gentlemen mother wanted. she's so in love with it ok siao biao. she kept talking to me about how awesome it smelt.

before he walk in ah, can smell already. so macho, so nice. im so in love with it.

hahahaha!!!! then we walked all the way back to paragon. SMOKERS SMOKERS SMOKERS! im going to wear 10 inch heels to tower above all of you! there was some show going on so it was squeeeeeeeeeezy! then went metro to get the perfume and marks and spencers for some body soap thing thing.

then we walked to wisma. bought bread talk then walk.....
went body shop. then super pekcek cuz my mother la! didnt wanna listen to me anyhow walk then she cannot find the MRT. like sister like that. stubborn. my sense of direction awesome k!!!! right dude!??

then we FINALLY left town. it was 8 20 like that.

was rushing home to watch 9 o clock show haha. dude ))):

lying on the bed now resting my poor feet. everytime go shopping with sister or mother, must go home and lie down. shopping should be a sport. it's not easy squeezing and carrying so many bags that weigh a tonne.

did more shopping for ME than christmas shopping for the kids.

bought fi and joyce matching rings so that they can be pronounced chuck and larry.
bought tamaguchi a cap but realised she wouldnt wear it so i decided to keep it. tamaguchi deserves more!!
got anchorage home a radio/speaker in the shape of a car, but decided to keep it! mwuahahaha.

OK KIDS. I SUCK. DONT BE MY FRIEND K????
k la k la. cuz today also not i pay, mother paid so cannot buy things for friends with her money right!!! the rings i bought with my own money k! poor wallet ):

oooo i bought my ah ma some bling man!! hahaha its some key chain. so bright so she will never lose her keys. SEE! GOT PURPOSE ONE SEI!

dude ): you just left on the plane. i miss you already )):
thanks for everything dude!! esp the day before you left.
yesterday
went to eat tgt and abit of adventure la. haha you walked home, i walked with and took a BUS under the scorching sun. the bus smelly belly leh beh!!! dude bude i hope you have fun bun and come back soon k!!!! 2828282828 dec!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

still got DTF to check out of our list!!!


TAMAGUCHI! give your mother your phone, how to contact now! so late already i call your house your mother sure hammer me. eheheh! i want to squash leh. that day dunno WHO keep hogging the court! i go there watch show only. and i want to watch shows! that day dunno WHO keep hogging the com i go there sleep only. haha. shit MOAT will kill me. ah who cares. MOAT also doesnt come to my blog. mwuahaha!!! can say some more!!!!!

CARISSA WANTS TO GO TO THE NIGHT SAFARI

CARISSA WANTS TO GO BOWLING

CARISSA WANTS TO GO UNDERWATERWORLD

CARISSA WANTS TO GO SECOND HOME

CARISSA WANTS TO GO TAIWAN SEE TYPHOON! ahahaha omg i think of taiwan only i laugh. sorry evan but you really damn sway. go taiwan holiday got typhoon. stay in hotel whole day.

shit bit ): i lost my old emily wallet. and inside ,
NO $$
NO cards
but got tickets!!!!!!!! shit bit
it MUST be at home some where la. slowly find.

DUDE BUDE! WHEN YOU COME BACK I WOULD HAVE FOUND IT ALREADY.

5 DAYS TIL SISTER COMES BACK
6 DAYS TIL DUDE COMES BACK
8 DAYS TIL BAND RESUMES
13 DAYS TIL SCHOOL STARTS shit bit )))))):

why is everyone reminding me that O levels is next year? like i dont know like that.
NEXT YEAR SEC 4 LIAO HUH?? WHA SO FAST HOR. WHA TIME FLIES EH. NEXT YEAR O LEVELS HOR! MUST STUDY HARD OK?

toh long. shut up already

no piano class til second week of January. awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JASMINE LAU TAMAGUCHICHI TOUFUBOY, YOU BETTER COME ONLINE IF NOT I CANNOT CONTACT YOU AND I DUNNO IF YOUR HOUSE OPEN TMR AND I WILL BE STUCK AT HOME.