HELLOOOOOO!!!

yes yes yes. as the whole wide world knows, SEC THREEESSS ARE BACK!! ohoman. this is where girls become men! and where tai tais become macho tai tais!!

first day, i slept on cherry on the bus ride there. she's so comfy to sleep on (: i love my moonlight! when we got there we were like
"oh shit, i cant believe im gonna be here, outdoors for 4 damn days!"
so here i am, this spoilt brat, facing the thing i hate the most, nature. haha. yes, i admit. i hate nature. well, i love the stars, only when i see thm from indoors or lying on a MAT. haha.

cant really remember what we did. i think we had the wet games. 3/2 (fcuking class) was split into 2 groups. i had jasmine and karen and jia yi while we were seperated from cherry and cai. then we went to MILO POND.

i am terribly afraid of slides. i dunno why. my heart will just beat so incredibly fast. CAROLINE our oh so brave monitress and leader went up first. they allllooked like they were having so much fun. all so calm and shiok. so i decided to try it out too. i went up, i was like, shit. this is it. this is how im gonna die. oh my shit balls. the trainer was like "put your hand like this, leg like this, dont wave your hands or you're gonna wobble ALOT." i was hearing, but not listening. my heart went bom.bom.bom. then as i slide down, my heart raced i panicked!!!!!! i started to wave my hands and my hear went from BOM BOM BOM BOM to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. and i have no clue what happened. i only felt my legs in the air. then when i went to shore, andre was like "what's your name? your full name? your surname? your mom's name??" then he went "you are the first girl ever to turn over in the milo pond." i went "??????" then mr chua was so worried he went "are your lenses fine? how's your arm? show me your elbows" i went "???"
then people told me i went head in first, and instead of seeing my head they saw my legs and like wth!?!? i didnt even know. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

then we went for this obstacle thingy, with like you know the robes forming the square square thing you have to climb up, anw, it was like chao muddy. yeapp.

then KAYAKING!!! the ONLY reason i came for camp was for kayaking and rock climbing. sadly we missed rock climbing thanks to the rain. i partnered KONG!!! we are such naturals. HAHAHA. while others screamed and camsized, we ruled. haha. cherry and cai were infront of us, "CHERRY! WE RACE YOU!" duh me and kong won. we beat so many people!!!! METERMINGE POWERERERERER!

then, lunch was surprinsingly nice. first time in history camp food was edible, plus, it tasted so damn nice. bla bla blabla. cant remember.

toilet was packed so ended up bathing with cherry. SHE DAMN FUNNY OMG. keep peeping at me. hahahahahahaha.

night walk. mud, mud, mud. i was damn scared of the dark at first, then realised it was so bright. sad right? singapore has so many light tht you can never see the real darkness and stars. who cares!? NOT ME! i love lights. REMEMBER!?

then at night, jasmine was like some mu ji ok. haha so funny. taking care of all of us. supplying repellent and all. then when everyone was asleep she lighted the mosquito thing thing. APPRECEIATE IT JASMINE!! (:

second day we had dry games i think. sorry la. stm kinda forgot everything according to the time table la. we had this high obstacle course thing thing. I SUCK AT BALANCING!!!!!! everyone who went up looked so relaxed so i tried it too. WA LAOOOOOOO. i wasnt afraid of the height, but i caouldnt balance!!!! it took me for EVER to get across! so malu pls. so shi bai. im like the only one who took such a long time :( then i watched others go UP and DOWN. adina was on a roll la! so fast and brave on the log thing.

then we had flying fox. by that time i was feeling so ill. didnt really have the mood. so i watched. cough cough cough and watch. then i thought, what the heck. i am like never gonna do this again so just cheong. i climbed up the ladder thing thing and on the second floor, i didnt notice that the ground was just metal bars with spaces. i kneeled there to bring myself up, OUCH! so i was just there kneeling, tried to get up pain like hell. now kena 3 blueblacks ): atalia pinched my blue black once. she said "if you dont press you will get cancer" .... then, it was TIME. at first i didnt know what was gg on, it just went straight down, soon it was
SHIIIII-OKKKKK!!!!!! haha.

tent pitching. 5 words. S-U-C-K-S. told you im spoilt. the sun was getting on my nerves. the heat was excruciating i almost fainted.

we went for outdoor cooking. ans so suay. the day we went outdoor cooking, they served nuggets and fish for lunch. ): it was so unsuccessful ok. dumb dumb couldnt get the fire gg. haha. in the end i ate one spoon of gross baked beans from a can.

then, tht night jasmine and i couldnt sleep. so we had a puppet show with the torch lights. tht night B snored incredibly loudly me jas lynn yiyi couldnt sleep. then we heard dogs howling so mommy jasmine locked the doors.

third day. the highlight was the surimbun challenge. first task was to boil water. we did it JUST IN TIME. like seriously just in time. the trainer went "3,2," we went "ITS BOILING ITS BOILING!!!!!!" then we went to this task involving MARBLES. marbles my ass!!!!!! the dude opened up the pail to show us what we had to transport. 3/2 "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
it was big slimy and gross. a frog! not JUST a frog, A BULL FROGGGGGGG. i was so set
"im not doing it im not doing it you cant make me do it im not doing it"
in the end, i did it. it felt nice. i could feel the bones! like ew!! then tia was after me. she broke down. panicked. cried. so the creature was in my hands for SO long!!!!! then mr chua was like
"touch it first touch it first" she touched/STROKED its back, the frog went bonkers. it was struggling in my hand ok! the legs were flipping at like my elbowS!! THATS how big it was. then i closed my eyes looked away and shrieked. then she finally did it. YAY! then ouu next task was to cross this mat with alot of Xs without stepping on a wrong X. ... how to say? like mine sweeper. WE BEAT THE RECORD OF 7 WITH 8! dunno if there was a new record set later.

then we had to cross this yellow block thing. yea. then we rushed back to MPH. i kept wondering wht the hell did MPH stand for. My Pimple's Hideous!? My Precious Hair!?
dinner was nice.
oh, it was multi purpose hall. -.-

CAMP FIRE. high like shit. i saved all my energy to scream for 3/1. pussy cat duos. THOUGH IM MAD AT YOU ALL AND YOU KNOW WHY. but i love 3/1 more than 3/2. look who's in there! 3/2 so many bitches. roll eyes roll eyes. shit balls usha. later your eye balls fall out. oh wait, it'll never happen cuz you'll be sleeping.

OH OH OH! everyone was panicked when we couldnt find usha after showers. trainers were drenched in the rain looking for her. the rain was horrible. and where was she!? SLEEPING IN HER HUT. asshole. after she got scolded she went back to sleep. -.- i hate 3/2. 2/2!!
but all the 3/1 s forgot bout 2/2 s . shitballs.

the campfires burning now song is stil stuck in my head.

during the camp played the cowboy thing so many mill times. CHARITE damn funny omg. i love mad woman!!!!! haha. she play until so ji dong. she bang people will scream BANG. haha.

4th day
cleaned male toilet. SO MUCH FUN. sick jasmine and cherry. hahaha. AIM PROPERLY. to whipping. !?!?!

then we went back to school!! mel me marion kong jo went to our beloved gui.we were all gossiping and complaining and whining about our new classes and how much we hate them. got drenched in the rain. went home, bathed twice, say 1 hour, and took a cab to school for BAND!!!! i was so band sick ok. everytime they do unite cheer during camp i end up doing band cheer -.- then went back home.

couldnt stop coughing!!!! ): missed band today due to that. OH OH OH! im so sad. first time i lost my voice in 6 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not one sore throat or lost my voice in 6 long years ok ): and i didnt lose it cuz i screamed. i lost it cuz of dunnowhatreason. but definately not cuz of screaming.

gg karen's church tonight. cant wait!!!!!!!!! JASMINE DA JIE!! hahahaha. i tell you jasmine ho is the sweetest cutest thing you can find. haha.

shits. havent done hw. ):

i havent unpacked yet. eeeeyucks. shall do it now. tata.


we know you say we smelly,
we also very sticky.
alot of insects bite me,
but we are still happy.

our beds are hard and sandy,
our floors are wet and icky.
our place is gross and dirty,
but we are still happy.

we lasted til the last day,
our hairs all turning grey.
but we wont stop our groove,
cuz we are 2 E 2~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[credits LAU&ABERDEENE]

YES! 2/2. not 3/2 for crying out loud. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I LOVE 3/2!? PUHLEASE.