whenever i can't sleep or im just too darn free,
i dream bout my later life and how it would be.
i would be 1st lady president of singapore and then you'll see,
a documentary bout mi rockin life and funky family.
mi kids wont have to suffer under de clutches of school,
they'll prove teachers wrong make them look like fools.
their gonna look like nimcumpoops de kids'll rule,
of cuz they'll be in a band playin instruments too.
in mi funky home there'll be room for all,
rooms for slacking video games and more.
rooms for sleepovers de kids wont have to call,
rooms for entertainment life'll never be a bore.
in de video room i'll have de latest technology,
de kids'll be as highh as they can ever be.
i'll have the latest games some you'll never see,
there'll be chips and snacks and it'll all be veggie free!
then comes de TV room for me to slack,
equipt with my plasma and mi tight HI-5 set.
this room is for relaxation it'll say no to fret,
man! spend 24 hours here and you're bound to go mad!
livin in here is like earthly heaven,
it'll drive you mad and it's personally proven.
anyone who enters here will come out slackened,
come and meet ME! and your life'll be brightened!!!
